Think about it, have you ever actually had fun watching a Dolphins game?

If I were giving this thread an overall grade, I’d have to say it’s below C-level.

Cuz he good.

34 stars so you weren’t the only one. Absolved by the masses!

I’m sure there will be bounties of them.

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

I like to mock religion sometimes, but I really don’t think it’s possible to get through something like this without it. If something like this happened to my wife and daughter I think I would be gone within hours.

If the Dolphins traded Tunsil, as shitty as their line already is, Josh Rosen might actually not survive the season.

That’s the uh, the joke. 

Brock Osweiler played in seven(!) games for my favorite team last season, and yet somehow my brain managed to completely suppress that memory until I saw that header photo and it all came rushing back. I feel like Guy Pierce in Memento right now. But instead of a Brock Osweiler tattoo I just have a mole that looks…

This is a great point. I spend far more time reading and commenting on this site than I spend doing my actual job. Plus I’m a white man, so I’d think Spanfeller would have made me CFO or something by now.

I actually think it’s more likely that you would have players bitching that they feel like they “aren’t allowed” to hit her because she’s a girl, and thus has an unfair advantage.

Russian bots. Keven is why Trump is president.

I’m guessing at least three of those emails are just Drew using a fake name. Fucking nobody is named Keven. 

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

My wife gives me shit when she catches me woodworking in the middle of the day.

Nobody can play the game without needing it at some atomic level, because so much of it is about denying that you actually hate a lot of it but can’t give it up.

HOW DARE YOU.

If only RGIII had made the prudent decision to retire before the 2013 playoffs...