Tomorrow espn will feature video of Markelle Fultz lifting his right arm high enough to comb his hair.

Fun fact: Ian Mahinmi used a similar photoshop method to get a $64 million contract from Ernie Grunfeld.

Don’t you correct Drew! He clearly intended to insult their data storage. The Cardinals are well-known for having some of the league’s most embarrassing computing power.

They’reeeeeee savages! Savages!

The “I feel bad for you” reminds me of Christian Bale slipping in “you’re a nice guy” in the midst of his rant against the lighting tech.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

I feel like Bill Cosby should be on this list.

My favorite part about this is how he looks away from the ball as he half-heartedly leaps into the wall. He started out pursuing the ball, and finished looking like he was fleeing from it.

He’s playing like Happy Gilmore out there! He’s.... Rory Gilmore. Whoaaaaaa.

Well, at least he didn’t try to dress up like him.

To be fair, at that point in his career he was mostly getting punched in the face for millions of dollars.

But I sorta like Jimmy Kimmel...

The only player I ever found similarly dazzling to Barry on the field was Michael Vick. Certainly he is less cool because, ya know, dogfighting. And he was never a consistently great or even good QB, whereas Barry is (in my opinion) the best RB of all time. But he looked like he was playing at a different speed than…

He was 11 years old in that photograph.

He lives in a hockey arena. He is used to being able to pound on glass with no consequences. Welcome to the real world, Satan.

Zion Williamson, pictured here, is in bad shape:

Love Chris, but this is a righteous burn.

Robert “Stonewall Jackson” Lindstedt.

This is good.