Nice.

Maker appeared to be in front of Giannis when he went directly over the top of him.

I hope Dudley Do Right defending Simmons again.

Who would you guard him with? To my knowledge the Pistons don’t have any Monstars on their roster.

“More like Russell Worstbrook, amirite!!! Go Knicks!!!”

Who knew that Bangkok was actually the capital of Serbia?

I’ll tell her.

I like it.

Do you think dogs fantasize about having sex with their masters? Or are they just humping our legs because they have no better option in the moment?

Weirdly I have very little desire to get knocked the fuck out by my childhood heroes. Though I probably could have taken Christopher Reeve once he was in the wheelchair.

Yeah incidental is the key word here. The ticket almost certainly doesn’t say, “Warning: by purchasing this ticket you accept that a grumpy player may rocket a ball off your face from 7 feet away during a tantrum.”

Svechnikov is roughly my size. Granted, I’m not a professional hockey player, but you couldn’t get me to fight Ovi with a fucking gun to my head. He’s enormous, uninjurable, and insane. I guess we all make bad decisions when we’re young.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Bernie Sanders is the god damn high sparrow.

Red Bull: It gives you wings! a probably fairly lucrative lawsuit!

Even a broken Ronaldo rapes twice a day.

Fair enough!

Love a good basketball match.

You overestimate Davey Martinez’s managerial skills, sir.

Sad he couldn’t carry the streak to facing Chris Davis. Stoppable force vs. movable object might have just made the universe implode.