You’ll be able to tell how much he loved his dad by how many times he says the N-word during the eulogy.

Afraid it doesn’t count. He lifted his foot on the throw-in.

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

No. They are hogs.

They are a meeting ground for fucking pigs, and nothing more.

Got it. ONLY SERIOUS COMMENTS ON KINJA FROM NOW ON PEOPLE.

So we have to give the AL Cy Young to Matt Davidson?

deGrom is having a great season, but I would argue that Scherzer still deserves the Cy Young over him, having nothing to do with W-L. More WAR, lower WHIP, more innings pitched, more Ks.

Leo would only need to gain 30.

Ben McAdoo looks like the main character in a movie about a dogfighting ring that Christian Bale would gain 60 pounds to play.

I have paid for tickets to watch the Washington Nationals play postseason baseball games on more than one occasion.

Dwight Howard is so toxic that one of the league’s most difficult personalities coming off an Achilles tear was somehow still the safer choice.

Harvey Weinstink

THE EXTERMINATOR!

You guys should listen to Nivek Tnarud’s podcast. He had a TON of really great things to say about Kevin.

The players will definitely experience confusion, probably along with dizziness, memory loss, aggression, and depression.

It was widely assumed that Paul George wanted to go to LA, but he wasn’t openly bemoaning OKC before he even got there unless I’m forgetting something. You are getting Kawhi, but you are getting him grumpy, potentially rusty after a season off, possibly hurt, AND even if he is not any of those three things, you are…

Well no non-Warriors team is winning a title with anyone as their best player right now, but I don’t think that justifies jettisoning talent for minimal return. What is the best case scenario here? Would you put Kawhi’s odds of hanging around after this season any higher than 5%? I don’t think I would.