Don’t forget about Perez, who is definitely on the postseason roster. I don’t think you keep Jackson or Cole. Hopefully we can avoid any 18-inning games that necessitate a long reliever this year.

Is anyone else as concerned as I am about how many baserunners Matt Wieters is going to strand this postseason? Our lineup at full strength is so so good... until you get to Wieters. He doesn’t hit for average, he doesn’t hit home runs, and he is a walking double play. Which would be more OK if he was a great…

I want Robles on the postseason roster because I feel like there is a ton you can do with him off the bench. Defensive substitution, pinch runner, pinch hitter, etc. If Werth is being benched I’d prefer a more experienced Kendrick starting against postseason pitching. I get the argument that Werth is the team leader…

Yeah now that I think about it that makes sense. If you could blow two saves in a game, surely Blake Treinen would have found a way to do it.

He gets two blown saves for that right? How many times in history has a pitcher blown two saves in one game?

Don’t lump us all in with that piece of shit. #graylivesmatter

“I feel the same way about all the books. So it’s like, why even bother trying?”

I was just thinking club covers, rather than actually exploding their hands to pulp. But we might as well go all out. Wouldn’t be that much worse than what football is doing to their minds and bodies already.

Court Montgomery sounds like the name of a slot receiver for the Patriots who catches 11 touchdowns after being promoted from the practice squad in week 6.

I’ve advocated for this before: give every offensive lineup two Jason Pierre-Paul hand clubs, and then they can do whatever they want. That way they can wrap you up, but not just hold your jersey if you blow past them.

Danny Rouhier’s Larry Michael Highlight Show on 106.7 was the only good thing that DC sports radio has ever given us. It was glorious.

Jesus. KD should put this comment on the inside of his next pair of shoes.

“My sun and (never an all-star)s”

There is ecstasy to be had in longing, but that often comes at the end, and only sometimes. When one longs for something or someone, it hurts, like a charlie horse or milk nausea. There’s a physical component of wanting without assurance of resolution, and it’s as human as thirst.

Can we talk about that poster? Do we think Philip Rivers is a hall of famer?

Sun Chips, ranked:

Tyrod Taylor is the quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. A team whose offensive line couldn’t block a puff of dandelion spores and whose “best” receiver is something called Zay Jones. It is literally never fun to be him.

To be fair, there were 9 seconds left when the play started and the game was tied, so Tennessee was likely expecting them to try and pick up a quick 25 yards to get in FG range.

Yeah this chat might be ESPN’s most useful evidence that it’s not a “liberal” company. They have just as many Trump apologists assholes as every other corporate entity in America.

If he pasted pictures of NFL defensive backs all over the cork, he’d probably start hitting the dart bortle.