Nobody’s buying it, fancy dog.

I don’t recall saying anything about you being a Mets fan. I believe what I said is that the only people who I’ve had issues with at Nats Park are Mets fans. ’Twas a defense of Nats Park and our fans, not an attack on you.

I’ve sat all over the park, in good seats and bad, never had an issue. In fact, the only negative experiences I’ve had there are when we play New York and a third of the crowd are obnoxious Mets fans.

Counterpoint: Nats park is nice and fun as heck. In the dozens of games I have attended never once has someone started a political conversation with me. Are you wearing a MAGA hat or something?

Bryce is scary when he’s crushing fastballs out over the plate. But when he’s doing that with a 3-2 breaking ball inside... just give the man his god damn half billion.

I hate highlight truthers as much as the next guy, but she did not finish that beer!

What a sad twist. The only people who can safely drive-by dunk are the ones physically incapable of it.

How are every single one of these competitors not in the hospital?

There was very littlefingering going on during this episode.

In his other classes, he had to study extra hard for those.

Gronk was also in this class. He got a B+.

Further exacerbating James’ frustration is the Cavs were close to making a deal for then-Chicago Bulls All-Star Jimmy Butler

Did you see the look on his face? Judge definitely holds Bradley in contempt.

This is crazy talk. The Nats have been disappointing in the postseason for sure, but they need like 2 or 3 more collapses as devastating as the 2012 Cardinals series to make me hate myself like I hate myself for rooting for the Caps.

Alderson is going to be crucified for this.

That guy would be an upgrade over every single person in the Nat’s bullpen.

Snubbed for the body issue yet again.

Maybe the 76ers should find a doctor who can stitch together all the still functioning extremities of their various franchise saviors to form a really promising young star. Then they could trade it for future draft picks.

“You can’t come? Have you tried running the triangle?”