Found the life of the party

I am not quite sure I know what the fuck is going on here, but we are definitely playing it in my PE class next week

Kingsmen was a good flick. Even my wife liked it a lot.

Yeah, every critique of it I’ve read has been perfectly valid. Still liked it.

But I still didn’t hate it, fight me.

That was good Kinja.

Edited from the final copy:

Thats quite a bit of porn.

it’s obvious you’ve never actually played a sport in your life

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.

+ 3/5^ths?

No different than the inconvenience our current president with regards to Chicago - or anywhere with a golf course.

The raging from the left continues, spewing their hate on every page they can get a hold of...

So much for tolerance and inclusion form the left, huh?

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

He was hurt and wanted to find a way to leave the game. Soft as fuck.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.