This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

maybe, but there are a few Brewers fans that comment too; but I’ll be honest that I had to check when during the season he tore it - I thought it was one of the first series of the year, but was shocked that it was actually not until the first week of May.

I have the emotional depth required to feel sorry for someone and still make a joke in an internet comment section. Take your fake concern elsewhere. You brought it to the wrong place.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

This article is so ass backwards. Dude landed it perfectly. Almost died, what????? You guys are becoming a click bait site.... Between this, and political bullshit, its pretty clear this is no longer jalopnik. Back to autoblog..

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

You have the right to remain silent, but you don’t have the right to walk/run away from the police to avoid questioning altogether and I cannot believe that any person with at least two functioning brain cells doesn’t know the difference.

I’m going to go ahead and guess this was the reason they feared for their lives: “he revealed a pistol and fired one shot at them”

14 year old with a gun usually isn’t out selling cookies.

Yeah, I mean why would anyone be afraid of being shot at. They should have just let the kid keep shooting because, after all, their training will magically keep bullets from piercing their bodies.

Just so we’re clear, we’re talking about these little knob thingies as being the worst, right? Because they are the worst. Fuck those knobs indeed. When your hands are greasy, they’re worse than the worst.

I’ll take pasties and Lake Superior over Skyline Chili and Lake Erie any day.

Yup! came here to tell Drew that Wisconsin didn’t give it up, it was taken from us because Ohio and Michigan tried to war for Toledo. Stupid Washington.

Yo, we (Michigan) actually got the UP from Ohio (in a roundabout way), not Wisconsin. I think we can all agree that the UP is 100x better than Toledo, so I think Michigan came out on top of that deal.

Divers doing dry training this morning

That fart smell probably came from a former tight end, Algae Crumpler.

What was the consensus on if his left hand landing on the rim constituted goaltending?

I’ve used my cardboard on another app...cardboard theater i think...on downloaded vids and it’s really good, it adds a good amount of depth to videos.

Flour for Algernon