Since most bars don’t carry diet tonic water, I actually switched to gin and soda water. It was SUPER gross for like two weeks, but now tonic tastes too sweet to me.

One form of outdated diet advice that gets regurgitated every New Year: the elusive Miracle of Cutting Out Alcohol.

I had Nike Cortezes in my youth. Somebody swiped them.

I just needed somewhere to post this.

Does this mean the Rihanna coverage will decline proportionately?

That gif is everything.

“the spectre of having pro players & legalized gambling together in the same city might be enough to get this to happen.”

Pretty sure that working out well for Donald Sterling is not the same as working out well for the Clippers.

The Clippers being the secondary team was a symptom and not the underlying disease. But yes, I do think it was a factor in their suckitude.

God, if they stay in SD for the 2017 season and/or work out a deal to stay in SD it’s going to be deliciously awkward and terribly cringeworthy. Last season as the ‘farewell season then you come back for another one? You start removing “San Diego” from your promotional stuff but you come back? You alienate and piss…

That’s reason 628. why I don’t want kids though... having to deal with the parents of their friends and classmates.

Elite private school culture is so insane. We once had to go through a costly and time-consuming application and vetting process involving interviews, recommendations, testing, etc... for a private DOG RUN. I’m terrified of eventually facing this with an actual child.

This is why I never want kids.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

I have nothing to add but I felt like posting the Taylor Swift version of that gif.

Old place: almost got fired from a job I hated, kids failing school, wife almost divorced me.

That’s as brazen as asking for leniency for killing your parents because you’re an orphan.

Only move to a place with more and better jobs available to persons of your EXACT CURRENT skill set. If you do everything online, including earn money, I’m sorry. The data set then becomes impossibly wide.

I don’t believe that it’s a generational issue to want to move in order to adapt and change ourselves, but more of an existential problem. The desire to run has been around as long as people have; On The Road and Jack Kerouac’s life illustrate that the feeling of restlessness is not isolated to a particular…