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As a fellow transplant eight years in, what Seattleites really hate is anyone who is not from Seattle originally. Literally anything that goes wrong in this city is our fault, from potholes to soaring property prices. I bought a used car from California last year and before I’d had a chance to change the plates, an

Jay-Z hasn’t had a thought worth verbalizing since Clinton was president. He’s a brand.

Man, some people get so worked up over the “unwritten rules” of poker.

I guess when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

All powerful professional women’s clothing in popular media in the early 90s would have been an amalgam of Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl, Diane Keaton in Baby Boom, and a dash of Eartha Kitt in Boomerang. Although this particular Carey Lowell clone seems to be going way back to Diane Keaton in Annie Hall.

So that’s where Justin Beiber got his look...

Isn’t there a shorter way for you to say “Yes, my James Deen Fan Club membership paid up through 2018”?

Why is there always someone ready to jump in with the “I KNEW HE WAS BAD ALL ALONG!” comment whenever some rape scandal comes up? Good for you, Captain Hindsight. Maybe next time use your rapist detecting superpower BEFORE there have been a bunch of articles on how he’s a rapist.

hahaha right?!? god. throwing out all my try hard thongs from my early 20s was a revelation

Birds do it, Bees do it, even Cats do it...

In the Tom and Jerry episode where they play golf, Tom picks up Jerry, sticks him in a ball washer, and then pauses for a moment and looks with the most sadistic glee I have ever seen in a children's cartoon before he vigorously tugs up and down on the washer a dozen times. That is the kind of thing that made Tom and

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.

Leave overtime alone.

As someone in PR, I would LOVE to meet the person running the Bratz PR. I hope it’s an old white man who is almost always confused.

If you don’t want people thinking your dolls do the drugs, maybe don’t model them on nightclub personality Amanda Lepore.

Who would buy one of these lil' skank play dolls for their boy or girl?

Bratz dolls are the streetwalkers and Pikachu is the pimp.

Blancoté isn’t a real French word, but “blanc” and “cote” translate to “white” and “side,” as in Heat center Hassan Whiteside

Yes! I mean for someone with a short attention span, 69 is a nightmare. Either it starts feeling good and I slack off, or I can’t even get off because I’m concentrating on pleasuring the other person.