Beautiful game my ass.

Women shopping for their fat husbands.

Yeah, raising your kids overseas will fix all the issues of racial indignity of being black.

Well until you build a time machine, cold comfort is all ya get.

Now Carolina is worried about the turf?

The 90s were terrible and here we are with 20 somethings thinking it was the most fashionable decade ever. Go fuck yourself youths of today, you know nothing, have experienced nothing, and will never find an aesthetic all your own.

Man, I’ve never heard of any of these bands in the first place.

This totally sounds like a made up story. Also, maggots in rice? They typically like easily digest rotting material.

One that will rarely be used.

Flannel Hipsters.

It seems that every turn around is a fast turn around using that as a guide though. Are there any examples of slow turn arounds?

These are almost always more terrifying than funny.

French Rolling Pin Peens of the World Unite!

It’s Clover Hope working for Jezebel. She knows her station as a muckraker.

I don’t know, I think Italo Disco was a lot better than any TSOP or similar american disco that preceded. Claiming white people ruined disco is kind of an American centric opinion.

Then you’re obviously discounting how good the Panthers defense was in spite of the Panthers offense shitting the bed.

This is so common across the NFL with every fan losing their shit when the OC doesn’t remember that short crossing routes exist.

I guess if you remove technical merit from factoring into what you’d categorize as a ‘good’ DJ, sure.

Men can’t do anything without tripping on their own dicks.

Listen up Guilds, Unions and Fraternal Organizations of LEOs - This is why people shit on you. You defend shitheads like this.