So quitting alcohol almost completely isn’t an option because you enjoy drinking alcohol too much and presuppose it’s Sisyphean task for most people?

The only person worse than a lawyer is a person studying to become a lawyer.

They know their audience is trapped in their childhood, so yay, I guess?

Tara Jacoby, you should be basking in the adoration of your coworkers right now.

Women of Jezebel, what % of dick pics have actually ‘worked’ as in some guy sent it to you unsolicited and you just had to have them? Like 1 in a billion right?

Man, it must be exhausting dealing with Rovell wannabe’s weak ass objections every day.

Will you ever get your internet cold reading technique right?

I’m a dude who loves kittens so I don’t mind a bit. You’re acting like one of those shitty talking heads from ESPN like Darren Rovell. Nobody gives a shit what your subjective opinion of a ‘good look’ is, your self importance is obnoxious and you will likely take that as a compliment.

No, it makes me laugh, like a child wearing their parent’s shoes, trying to ape sophistication.

“It’s not a good look” should inform everyone else about how much of a low brow jamoke you are.

That is top flight spoofing.

Luthor Vandross is turning over in his grave.

at least 3 more head bumps on airplanes

Babeland +1

Babeland +1

Nobody cares about the Potato Queens tits, sorry.

I think you stated it correctly - it’s an existential issue.

What a fuckface.

Man, that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. Watercolors was the answer the whole time!

I’m mainlining Trumpisms today.

Can EMTs still cut through these if need be?