The most luxurious and handsome rat your straight male heart has ever lusted after.

Now this is the kind of nostalgic traipse I can get behind. Just show me stuff from the era, don’t mine its corpse for future entertainment.

You ever wonder if it’s a passive aggressive way of trying to hint that they don’t want Americans having babies, period?

As Abraham stoically cuts his own foreskin off, the angel is pointing and is like “You’re doing it wrong!”

This image is fascinating as fuck though.

Ronaldo wasn’t satisfied with being boyishly handsome, no he has to also be the highest paid as well. I know I have a fragile ego and it’s somewhat warranted but Ronaldo? Get over it, you’ve already got everything.

Other Seahawks fans make being a Seahawks fan annoying. In that way, we are the hipsters of NFL fandom.

I’m somewhat concern trolling, true, mostly out of genuine concern though. I don’t think you’ll be a bad mother, FWIW, rather I don’t think you’re grasping the gravity of what you admit openly and how it affects a child. You volunteer unsolicited information, expect unsolicited commentary.

Remember though, anxiety won’t be a part of just your life if you have a child.

As a child free person, there is something to be said about not choosing to endure that which you can avoid.

I could bathe in this post all day long.

Kenji is the best!

I watch enough forensic files to make a specious point.

12 year old? Kids been jacking off for 6 months at least. That’s not a place to bring them.

If you’re self aware enough to realize you are a rube, why can’t you put that self awareness before belief?

That comfort is for children. Any adult comforted by this kind of shit is an idiot.

This isn’t a fictional show done for laughs?

See, you went and made it all punny and cute. And I like it.

More disposable income than sense

People playing dollies with their kids again.