Nah, sloths are darling.

Every word you wrote was dripping with resentment about being dislocated to a new place for the benefit of your husband’s job. Talk to a therapist before your simmering resentment destroys your marriage, i mean, if you care about that at all.

Also a transplant and its true although resenting your husband for taking a job at UW over MIT should be kept to yourself.

Nah.

Nah, it’s not fucked up. Think about things that are actually fucked up and then place the in proximity to a prostitute outting a john for being morally repugnant.

Ya are.

This is somehow sadder than Camel Cash

Someone with all the clout and ability to make any type of porn he wants settles in to simulated rape. It didn’t bug me until I was halfway through a Pornstar Punishment rip I torrented. “Really Deen, is this all you do?”

I mean besides all the simulated gang rape movies he was in?

Western decadence at its finest.

being in your 30s does have its advantages.

Man, you sound like a charmer.

I feel like both people actually have to be capable of multitasking and actually good at oral sex and actually physically compatible to pull it off. And barring the white whale of simultaneous orgasms, eventually you’ll wind up in a different spot to get off. It’s sexual novelty, at best.

So Mother Theresa was a proto Troll. Good to know.

I dont even think it goes as far as job security. It goes down to feeling like a chump if what you choose doesn’t work out.

Only get fired by a shitty team president who doesn’t want to win anyway. Getting fired for going for 2 to win the game is a godsend.

If they were based on Chola fashion, Chola fashion should have sent a cease and desist a long long time ago.

Bad, trashy people. Oh, besides Palin fans...

Or have a sense of humor.

I like how PR time was spent on you because Bratz can’t sustain a sassy post mocking their stupid idea