Another instance of “Stuff you only see in porn”

Do they take you on a yatch to hang out? Cause that’s the only thread that could possibly justify this friendship to continue.

Unless she’s tackling a whiteboard, the physical prowess of a coach doesn’t mean shit.

I came to the same realization - as much as I love football I just can’t justify spending money to watch it. Time, yes, I have plenty of that.

What’s the benefit of being woke?

“It’s well-deserved acclaim...but, at times, it manages to overshadow Bethesda’s initial accomplishment in reviving the dead franchise in the first place.”

Yes, they are the people who audit on behalf of society.

It’s fraud unless we can audit the proceeds of sales.

Do you really want the story of people literally masturbating onto the shirt itself?

“They come back wondering if there is that respect for what it is that their fellow soldiers and airmen every other member of the military so sacrificially have given to this country.”

More importantly, what kind of idiot would wear these shirts around?

Wow, this must be the first time such a collaboration has ever happened, ever, this way, ever.

I didnt root for him because his name was Steve. Steve is a bad name.

Cheaper is debatable.

I have a job in IT and a huge part is the ability to disconnect wholly from work and social life and just spend time with my wife in the spa and seeing little bits and pieces of the world as we plug along the coast. It’s also economical factoring in comparative costs to hotels that are land bound.

As mediocre as Bridgewater is you don’t want to become the browns and GOATs don’t grow on trees.

Tina Fey was a goofy looking goofball as a teenager.

Or AlexRs, the contrary cunts that they are.

Man, that hand you’re patting your back with must be really really sore and tired.

Can we take a moment to talk about why CT has so much fucking Lyme Disease?