“The Ultimate Driving Machine” is a marketing slogan. BMWs are more like “The Ultimate Owner Nightmare.”

Replace hoses and fluids and check suspension bushings and you should be good to go.

Warehouse full of brand new 23 year old luxury cars... sketchy story of how they were acquired from someone in bankruptcy... owner doesn’t want anyone talking about him...

Yep, these will definitely need some work from sitting for so long.

This started out at 16 cars back in 1994 and a newspaper ad

“Collectible 5 Series BMW’s. Very Rare! Price Firm! No Lowballers! I Know What I’ve Got!”

And at some point the ad didn’t transition over to Craigslist or the guy died still holding out for that firm price.

Step 1: Move in.

There’s no amount of car damage that’s going to make that complex look like any less of a crap hole.

I am the legal department for a decent sized property management company, and there are so many issues here. Not discriminating against people with low income, that is one of the few things explicitly allowed, but basically everything else that is in the website’s explanation of the policy. The policy itself, well it…

I would assume the apartment complex is shit by the sad ass crap patches in the drive way and the terrible work on the exterior.  Not exactly high class and polished place to live.  A dent in a car if I am looking to rent there would not detract me, the shit state of repair for the exterior would.

Broken window theory. He’s just one step from selling crack and turning tricks, then there goes the neighborhood.

Maybe get a buddy to rub up against their fender in the middle of the night; not a ton of damage, just a nice scrape would do.

David was probably assigned this article first, but as he started typing and got to the section about “If the cars were disabled, heavily dented, rusted, unsightly, they assumed the property was poorly operated and their neighbors would be unacceptable”, he broke out into a cold sweat, which dripped into his keyboard,…

That’s exactly what I was going to post. Add to that, that most people assume a covered car is a *really* nice car, to warrant the cover (so long as the cover isn’t ratty).

Start with the property manager’s car.

What if you put a car cover on it? Now nobody can see it.

Being petty as fuck...

Thanks!

You get it.

I know that if someone walks on to my lot to look at a pre-owned vehicle 90% of the time they’ve already looked at half a dozen others online and are now at the final stages of their purchase.

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