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Isaac Alonzo
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I feel like once a month, there should be TV show where news anchors, reporters, and the like are forced to drink various alcoholic beverages at various time intervals. You show us all their reactions to being forced to chug each drink and then you show us the aftermath as the proceed to get drunker.  The

Bite sized infrastructure like this is an absolute folly.

I seriously expected Andy to call Anderson a little bitch at some point. I would’ve died.

I imagine that’s what would happen if you gave an eyedropper of tequila to a baby bird.

A model 3 battery pack is $190/kWh. This thing is minimum $67k in batteries, alone. Want to rent or lease one? You’re paying a daily rate for this $87k box, for the skilled truck driver who delivers and picks it up, and for the fancy $200k delivery truck which serves your box and five others, exclusively.

It’s just going to turn out to be a small diesel generator with really good sound proofing.

Make these remote control so when brodozers eventually ICE them, they can just move to another spot.

2027: Volkswagen now admits that its mobile charging stations dumped battery acid directly into storm drains, a feature that was not obvious during EPA testing due to a unique software program that could detect the presence of EPA employees.

so, its just a huge one of these then

The photo for this post hurts my heart. But the late 2000s jalopnik got me into crapcan racing and without it I probably wouldn’t be able to say that I have raced (poorly) on some historic circuits. Thanks for altering my life’s trajectory.

I take my VW to a U-Wash type joint that has a hand dryer. It’s cold work, but the car ends up nice.

My next house (ha! I’m never escaping my current financial deathtrap of a house) will have a heated garage with a lift and a carwash.

We know from history that very good cars are developed in an up-market, and hit the market in a downturn. It’s Karma hitting you in the face.
With Ford going SUV-only, Corvette going mid-engine, major sports car companies like Lamborghini, Jaguar, Alfa Romeo and even Ferrari building SUVs, you know it will not get

For example:

Seattle/Portland area these year Civics are very easily stolen. In Oregon it's not illegal to steal vehicles. 

2010 Honda Fit Sport in Milano Red.

So what’s the outlook for cars- er, trucks and crossovers in 2019?

I graduated with my Masters in 2010. Damn near no one was hiring at a decent job or a decent salary at that time, and I took the only job in my field that was offered to me just to pay the bills. That career did not end up working out, and after seven years of struggling, I am now going back to school for career numbe

Failing Jalopnik gets all the facts about the economy wrong, AGAIN. Sad!

Firing the guy in charge of the investigation into your campaign/administration's possible collusion with a foreign government is more than borderline treason.