Nopes. He grabbed her by the pussy with one hand, and grabbed his device with the other.

Bad grammar is the least offensive thing about Pence.

I’m registered to vote as a “little b,” or blank, meaning I’m not registered in a political party. As a result, I cannot vote in political primaries in New York.

There is no way, not one single way, that ol’ Manhattan Federal Court reporter Ben made it where he is today without having the nickname of Bud.

My friend went as this guy for Halloween one year. And now he is this guy for real on Facebook. I am ready for tomorrow.

Nice of him to let his wife vote at all. Mike’s a big fan of 1919 ‘Merica.

Another installment of Pensive Thoughts from the MAGA CUM LOUDLY crowd:

We’ve casted our vote

I think they know this but their racism, homophobia, sexism and just general bigotry cannot let them pass up supporting assholes like Trump and Huckabee.

LAUGHINGCRYINGLAUGHINGCRYING

What planet are these Republicans living on?

So he thinks Hillary will be disastrous for our country because she supports...immigration? Hmm, wasn’t the US built on immigration?

Trump is like a sad cheeto, stinky and flaccid, Hillary is the woman we need, as trustworthy as a cup of Abuelita.

This is a good take.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

I met a guy who went to expensive college USA - we will call him Chad - came to my university in Scotland and lived in our flat. His psychopath father was one of the US top corporate executives and they had a house in the Hamptons or Martha’s Vineyard or some other place. The son was so full of despair and hate for…

“Leave me out of this.”

I am very sorry for the child that he was that turned him into this adult. Happily, most abused children are not Trumps, so they go on to be perfectly ordinary, not terrible people. But Jesus, I pity this poor fuck almost as much as I think he’s The Worst Jr

I firmly believe Trump the elder to be corrupt, racist, and frighteningly unintelligent, completely ill-equipped to be the president of our nation, and that a single term under him would set us back a minimum of 2 additional terms, and that presumes the succeeding terms were staffed by intelligent people who set out…