Hatches, ranked:

Because their frothing radio personalities told them so, and also because then they have some different-looking foreigners to blame. It’s extremely convenient.

What’s funny is that as a Democrat, you could legitimately use the same list. It’s a meaningless list that can be applied to any number of people regardless of party.

Because they’re told so.

Can anyone explain to me why dumb people think people who aren’t in the country legally can get on welfare? It’s already too hard for people who have never even left the country to get government assistance.

I’m pretty sure you meant: He did Natzi this coming.

That being said, I was expecting the 2nd coming of Jesus before Trump’s presidency.  

<<Somebody wake me up.>>

He never thought he’d be president. He never even wanted to be president. He wanted to lose and start his new TV company. Mike Pence is gonna be the man running this thing just like Cheney did, and we will all be worse off for it. At least Cheney really only cared about money, Pence is a freaking ideological lunatic.

I completely agree. I’ve been saying that probably no one’s more surprised by Trump’s victory than Trump.

That is the look of a 70 year old man who just got his first job with actual responsibilities and accountability.

You don’t get to be a billionaire by squandering money on things like high quality socks...or tailored suits...or paying contractors.

I will be convinced to my dying day he wasn’t supposed to win, he was supposed to either 1. divide republican party or 2. be so repugnant that Hillary would easily. But then half the country went full retard, so we now have this.

Jesus christ he really does look like he’s just waiting for the fucking house to be dropped on him so Obama can claim the ruby slippers.

Be nice if the the electoral college served their actual purpose by cutting off a tyranny of the masses through electing Hillary. But barring that, I hope Trump serves his full four years: no impeachment, death, or resignation. As horrible as it is, four years of his misgovernment is the only way the people who…

Bro, do you not even see what he wears? His clothes are never correctly fitted. He looks like a little boy dressing in his fathers suit clothing.

He looks like an adult-sized kids at first communion.

The guy has never been well dressed. Money can’t buy taste, class, or style.

He always looks like a sack of shit. He wears suits that are too big for him because he’s in terrible shape and wants to conceal it.

My biggest worry is that the stress of having to act presidential will be enough by itself to kill Donny in short order (to say nothing of his age, diet, and likely substance abuse), and then we get president Pence, and fuck that.

That’s because he can’t believe he won and now has to take over a very stressful position. Those goldilocks aren’t going to last long.