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My mom had my ears pierced as a baby, so I don't remember that. But every once in awhile she'd take the earrings out and the hole would seal up...and that's when she'd decide to DIY it. I remember one time her and my grandfather held me down on the kitchen table trying to repierce the hole with the earring. So a kid

Think of it this way: if you wore a 30G bra instead of a 36B, would that mean your boobs magically grew to "porn star" proportions? Unless you got an instant growth spurt, of course not. It's not your body that's changing, just your bra. If you want to see more pictures of various bra sizes take a look at the bra band

I speak Trini Creole too. :) It's true we have lots of words in common but I think a lot of grammatical features are different, like tenses or pronouns. Historically, though, I think both creoles used to sound more similar.

You are right, that's not Trini creole at all. It's Jamaican patois.

Nicki girl you are Trini; why the hell are you speaking Jamaican patois?

I can only give three units of attention a day, y'know. People who force me to ration this precious resource deserve to be called attention whores.

She even pulls off this awkward-ass length. Pfft.

In the first picture of the second screenshot, it looks like the girls are wearing dresses that are the same length and similar coverage. But the pink one is YES and the black one NO? And in the second picture the NO! girl is clearly taller than the other two; guess she's a mega-slut for not finding something that

You're gonna give birth to a genius cheesebaby!

My mother once told me how she wormed her way into an acquaintance's delivery room. I'm so embarrassed.

Not to mention there is an actual picture of Beyonce on vacation showing her obviously pregnancy belly. But I guess they must have paid the tabloids to doctor that one. Clearly.

Yes, I don't understand why some people are wailing about her removing her as-yet healthy breasts. It's like they think cancer treatment is a walk in the park or guaranteed to cure. And it's not like prophylactic masectomies are some wacky new-age treatment or something.

If you buy your girl a pearl thong and her clitoris gets pinched, you're gonna have a bad time.

This is kind of a plainer real-life version ;)

Plus there's the fact that US manufacturers have like, no standardization past DD cups.

Unless those bras are custom made , that much for bras is a definite ripoff. But bra materials today are way stretchier than in the past, so using the old +4 system is just going to leave you with a too-big band and too-small cup.

Wires popping out or snapping usually happens if you're wearing the wrong size (usually too big a band and too small a cup). All the rubbing and movement doesn't help. It used to happen to me all the time.

I'd also like to add the "why didn't they adopt?" posts.

It also makes a convenient prop when you need to explain to babby how he was formed.