I am imagining someone furiously mashing on their telephone keypad, desperate for another fix of Nestle Crunch.

Where are you from? In my experience MonotremeExtraordinaire's description is correct for Canadian and American bra sizes. Although anything above DD is subject to fuckery between manufacturers.

If my intestines are not for me, then they're against me.

What kind of a crappy PUA is this guy? Shoulda tried a neg on that vagina-haver.

I think that was meant to inclusive of transgender individuals, people with additional or missing sex chromosomes, and syndromes like androgen insensitivity.

I bet the baby enjoyed it.