writing a dungeons & dragons adventure, watching anime. bourbon. nerd shit c:

someone come over and play mysterium with me, thanks

The horrible things I did on MMOs during my single days. MMOromance. Stuff like that. Just not sure I should.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Your joke gets a sad trombone. A sad, rusty trombone.

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

What the hell NY? That’s HENRIK LUNDQVIST. Why isn’t anyone out to wreck Eakin’s shit after that? I tried to leave my couch to fight that guy, and I haven’t been in a fight since the great maple syrup heist of ‘13. That is, no joke, an appalling disgrace.

It was the eyes. Even as a giant wolf, she had beautiful eyes.

The “double” horror genre is the scariest kind of horror genre.

You basically described the plot of the Belinda Blinked series of books popularized by, “My Dad Wrote a Porno”. Half workplace erotica, half boardroom management meetings.

+2. An easy joke but I appreciate the hustle.

Banjo-Kazooie is the obvious #1.

Poor take. You can have issues with the government but still respect the country

Hitting things is how things work in video games.

I actually agree with you, you sound like a huge dick. But seriously,remember that taste is subjective.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."