+1 curtesy glance of his baseball on a shelf while jacking off to a picture of another baseball

“Judges?”

Burying the lede

cute

I’m compelled to comment on this!

Just got a Switch, gonna Mario Kart till my face physically falls off

Full disclosure, white cis male, jewish, but still white

Also Mets fan (getting ballsy coming out in public like this)

you made this comment a year ago, but I feel I need to say something. Theres two different sides to every great action, the action itself and the motivation for said action. I feel as though when you know you do something that people look down on, you use charity as almost a buffer to lessen peoples negative opinion…

Bro, do you even rut?

From what I can tell from other outlets, hopefully not speculation.

TL;DR

This is the part where you start to lose a little faith in your fellow man. The fact is, it’s not the fault of TV that people can’t discern what’s real and what isn’t. Reality TV is TV, but people have an obsessive need for things to be real and genuine, they can’t simply get lost in the narrative. It’s kind of like…

Sometimes I feel like a robot

Get asked this question more than you’d know, but 1) news did more damage than reality tv did 2) many americas are scared and secretly bigoted (as humans are) this this was bound to happen sooner or later 3) if the NFL let Trump buy the Bills or not destroyed the USFL this wouldn’t have been an issue and lastly the…

the thing is, when you sign on to do a show, in its own way unscripted is pretty scripted. In the editing booth they create a narrative, its not like they’re taking everything you’ve done in order verbatim and putting it on screen, that’d be boring. It protects against people not liking how they’re portrayed and…

Funny, you can see when Jeff Fisher came on by the number of 7's in the win column 

Hey there friend,

I kind of got in a weird space with this lately.

penny for your thoughts Klu?