We are long passed the point where this is news.

+14 SJ Foresters XT’s did without scoops. 

Notice the lack of a hood scoop, however. If this thing has a turbocharged boxer engine under that hood, I’d be very surprised.

I love how the 155hp forester sti gets 6 piston calipers to slow it down. That's fantastic!

It’s the new STI trim that stands for “So...That’s It?”

Grifter signature...

Nosferudy

For the love of God, someone tell me how this could possibly be read a “Donald J. Trump”

Rudy really needs to go back to his day job as a Nosferatu cosplayer.

Ew. That is the perfect description of his grating-ass voice.

I still get pissed - genuinely pissed - at the mere sound of his voice. I hear him on the news in that raspy bray and just ... ugh, man.

I cannot even read them. I think I’m physically incapable at this point. Haven’t heard his voice in over 2 years, either — I go flailing to immediately turn off whatever media source emits it. Seriously. Denial or just sheer mental self-protection?

Sadly, he’ll take the nuclear codes with him when he leaves for West Palm.

Cue some GOP representative tweeting something like “So now water is something that people should expect to have a right to?”

I wouldn’t read too much into that.

Nah, none of those are good. All of those bottle openers permanently bend and crease the crown cap, which means you can’t use them for anything else.

When the former CEO of Exxon tells you “I can’t do that because it’s against the law”... It just speaks volumes.

Counterpoint:

I kid you not, the description made me think “Baron Harkonnen from Dune.” So I searched the Baron’s name. This is the image that came up without the word ‘Trump’ attached. It also wasn’t the only one like it.

That’s right, boys, slurp up those turkey MREs for your Dear Leader.