This is why my high school coach kept telling me not to get a big head. I thought he was just being an asshole. Looks like I owe someone an apology.

@ my last job, one of my co-workers was Albanian. she brought in a big tray of homemade toum and some bags of Syrian bread. we all destroyed it, and the place still smelled like garlic a week later.  Glorious stuff.

I don’t think anything’s going to beat “Total Eclipse of Havarti,” but here’s my best effort:

Thank you for your comments. The health-factor of frybread (rather, the unhealthy-factor) is an issue I elected to not include because, ultimately, everything in moderation. I’m aware that diabetes afflicts the Native population at double the rate of the European-American population. I chose to include the shameful…

On the whole, well-researched article, but I want to share that there’s been a wellness movement in Indigenous digital communities for several years, with frequent meetups for distance running events, and in these communities, frybread is anathema. There’s a generation of us who are parents and who are teaching our…

One disturbing observation about Trump’s base is that a lot of them supported him in a big part because they thought that he would hurt people they didn’t like. Some of them care more about Trump, “sticking it to the libs,” or otherwise harming people than they care about him helping them.

Worth it! It had to be better than the actual speech and was mercifully brief. He looked like a monstrous and bloated sea-creature that was stranded on the beach.

Don’t watch the poison man. Read a book, go to a movie, take a walk, look at the stars, touch a tree, make love. Do absolutely anything else.

Like a halibut, but less honest.

That’s one explanation. I prefer to think that her left eye is trying to escape from her face.

Does she have 2 left eyebrows and 2 right eyes? or 2 right eyebrows and 2 left eyes?

No empath on this ship?  Ha!

un-greying you because this needs more stars

We’re building Schrodinger’s Slats on the border, apparently. That’s why they’re transparent: if you can see them, they fall apart.

So, just so we’re all clear: 

Please assume that I just linked you to every possible ‘NO’ GIF on the Internet.

His later unconfirmed statement:

Me too. He’ll always be the guy who made me say, “Who the hell is this asshole” followed 5 minutes later by, “Oh he’s pretty good.”