I've only had to piss myself for warmth once and it was totally worth it. My buddy, lying in front of me, thought so as well.

@xair: Ever see that movie about the coke bottle? Ahh never mind.

@Edix: Misuse of office supplies noted.

@theaceplaya: McDonalds (Google) would like Burger King (Bing) to stop selling the BK Breakfast Muffin which is clearly a rip off of the Sausage and Egg McMuffin.

@CamJN: You don't keep your RAM on your hard drive? Get with the times.

@CaptainJack: ::Avast Voice:: Word Definitions Have Been Updated

@gary_7vn: Does anyone remember when Home Depot employees weren't 16 year old girls and actually knew where things in the store where?

Lag bolts are the champaign of screws.

After 20 years games should become public domain.

Portables cost as much as consoles these days? No wonder I haven't bought one since my Sega Nomad.

@The Project: Call of Halo: I see many biological similarities in your beliefs. Obviously, survival of the fittest but even further the extinction of one species opening a niche in the environment for another species to emerge and prosper.

@destryer: They save all that money by hunting for their food so it should even out.

@nutbastard: To be honest there are more comments complaining about the whiners than there are whiners.

@RealmRPGer: Everything comes from DNA in one form or another. If the red blood cells do something it's because the DNA provided them with the instructions on how to do it.

@TheBrokenLawyer: Not that I disagree but I deal with this stuff all day. When I come to Kotaku it's because I want to read about video games. If I wanted to read something scientific I would go to Science or Nature.

A little tiny rifle, for a little tiny baby to...Curse you tiny Tokarev!

@Ding-Dang: If Google Maps owned Lost I could finally find the island.

@edofyingfilms: I doubt Generalissimo is stressing your ps3 so the life of your unit should be ok.

Make it easy or I'll pirate it for free-sy.

@rlee: I think he means ""double quotes""