They put Hammond in this? That’s pretty damn’ risky

Never had it happen with Arby’s. Do have it happen with Taco Bell. You know, “Run for the Border”...

My Mom always told me to buy a shower liner, the first thing you’re going to want to do before bed after moving all day is take a shower without the hassle of water getting everywhere.

The cans should also be color coded - it’s usually red for gasoline, yellow for diesel and tan/black/blue for water.

In his defense, storing anything other than gas in a gas can is not a wise move. Unless it had huge labels on it.

Heated seats are like winter tires.

People who haven’t had them will INSIST they are COMPLETELY unnecessary, and entirely pointless.

People who have used them will fall in love, and never want a car without them ever again.

I have both of these things on my BRZ.

This is how memes are born...

Best ~$50 that this weekend warrior has spent on the quest to make awful repair jobs less awful:

Funny how I’ve never heard of something that is so “ingrained in our culture”, although it certainly wouldn’t be the first time I was out of the loop. Funny story.

- Douglas Adams, (The Salmon of Doubt, 2002)

I will always and forever star someone that recommends Satch.

This doc is a pure badass.

Polestar must be blue, but yeah that’s the right idea.

When I was around 13 my father and I tried to perfect the “One Cheek Sneak” — getting a silent but deadly fart out in public without laughing. We were generally a bit noisy and the other one would detect it. Giggles all around. Anyone pulling off the OCS was supposed to get away scott-free and was legally allowed to…

Disappointment.

Isn’t there enough boasting in the world today without you recommending everyone pound their breasts?

Someone just fucking end this already and put these fucks out of their misery, especially their leader. The line is clearly drawn in the sand with that fat useless fuck of a shit bag for president picking his side. God I am so disgusted with society and especially these fucking people claiming white power, as a…

Yep. People treat Turf War like team death match. It’s come to a point where I wish there was a substantial penalty to your level for not inking at least 500p in a game.

Yeah, the Sox commenters covered it a bunch. In short, because a) his feet were over the field of play at the time that he caught the ball and because b) he maintained control of the ball the whole way through, it’s a catch.

Great teams don’t let themselves get into positions where questionable officiating contributes to the outcome. And something tells me that if questionable officiating benefited the Warriors you wouldn’t be bitching.