Eh, I voted for Hillary and think she’s a better candidate, but this is adorable. Some of Bernie’s supporters are a bit weird but most are fine and will come around to our side in November. No need to demonize.

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Roger, so sad that you weren’t here to see that day arrive ...

Would he screen a Holocaust denial film in order to allow for “conversation”?

Lemme guess, Trump’s desire was to teach them to be ladies in public but remain nubile in the bedroom.

For so few words, there are so many layers of meaning. I wish I had even 1% of his writing ability.

Even when they are opposed, it’s usually just token opposition, some well-meaning local person with no support trying to at least give voters a choice. And oftentimes the entrenched interests are able to get even that minimal opposition thrown off the ballot through one method or another.

They’re not really pondering any of those scenarios, because what this law really is, is a “Anyone transgendered, get the hell out of North Carolina” law.

I don’t think I’ve ever clicked on a Kardashian story on purpose before, but that headline was too good to ignore.

Sounds to me like you’re feeling empathy for the video maker.

He was fine in American Ultra. Although I think in some ways that script was perfect for turning his weaknesses into strengths.

What’s really sad for the GOP (and hilarious for us) is that this was totally preventable. Back in the fall when Trump was making noises about running as an independent, and they bent over backwards to make sure he wouldn’t, they should’ve instead told him to take a hike.

Interesting, that’s a perspective missing from the article.

If you can forgive me quoting myself:

I’m imagining her prep work would consist of skimming the table of comments of a copy of “Judgin’ for Dummies.”

Yeah, the more I let this particular piece percolate in my mind, the less comfortable I felt with my initial defenses of it. There are some red flags that perhaps his version might be substantially different from the way his exes would describe the whole deal.

Producer 1: Stop using legal terms around Sarah, she doesn’t know what they mean and she keeps dropping them in at random!

Yeah, “celebrity doctor” should be an oxymoron. Once they gain a modicum of fame, they’ll say anything to keep it.

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Criminy, I’m a random internet commenter, not the nominee for the Supreme Court. What have you achieved by fact-checking me? So I exaggerated? Will you have me indicted now?