Lemme guess, Trump’s desire was to teach them to be ladies in public but remain nubile in the bedroom.

For so few words, there are so many layers of meaning. I wish I had even 1% of his writing ability.

Even when they are opposed, it’s usually just token opposition, some well-meaning local person with no support trying to at least give voters a choice. And oftentimes the entrenched interests are able to get even that minimal opposition thrown off the ballot through one method or another.

They’re not really pondering any of those scenarios, because what this law really is, is a “Anyone transgendered, get the hell out of North Carolina” law.

I don’t think I’ve ever clicked on a Kardashian story on purpose before, but that headline was too good to ignore.

Sounds to me like you’re feeling empathy for the video maker.

He was fine in American Ultra. Although I think in some ways that script was perfect for turning his weaknesses into strengths.

What’s really sad for the GOP (and hilarious for us) is that this was totally preventable. Back in the fall when Trump was making noises about running as an independent, and they bent over backwards to make sure he wouldn’t, they should’ve instead told him to take a hike.

Interesting, that’s a perspective missing from the article.

If you can forgive me quoting myself:

I’m imagining her prep work would consist of skimming the table of comments of a copy of “Judgin’ for Dummies.”

Yeah, the more I let this particular piece percolate in my mind, the less comfortable I felt with my initial defenses of it. There are some red flags that perhaps his version might be substantially different from the way his exes would describe the whole deal.

Producer 1: Stop using legal terms around Sarah, she doesn’t know what they mean and she keeps dropping them in at random!

Yeah, “celebrity doctor” should be an oxymoron. Once they gain a modicum of fame, they’ll say anything to keep it.

bullshit homeopathy study

Criminy, I’m a random internet commenter, not the nominee for the Supreme Court. What have you achieved by fact-checking me? So I exaggerated? Will you have me indicted now?

Gotcha. I figure in Ted’s case he’ll defeat ISIS by personally offering them free hugs. They’ll instantly disband and flee for the hills. Then he’ll be prosecuted by The Hague for war crimes.

We’ve killed buttloads of ISIS leaders, fighters, etc. The problem is, every time, we also manage to kill a whole bunch of innocents, too, which tends to make their family members ... want to join ISIS.

The part of the story that resonated most with me was the statistics, more than his personal story. In fact, the more I think about his story the less I sympathize with him.

Completely agree. What I would like to see happen is that a realistic amount is levied so that he can rebuild his life and work toward paying what he owes. Not for his sake, but for hers and the kids. We need to let the guilty have a way to make amends when they truly want to do so.