Name who? What are you even talking about?

Is there an audiobook of “The Bible for Dummies? that we can send Donald?

Whoever was going over the Bible crib sheet with Donald in the limo on the way to the speech is totally fired now.

Yeah, but if you don’t try to exploit every edge the rulebook and referees are willing to give you, aren’t you deciding that you’re OK with losing? I’m not saying the league shouldn’t try to close those loopholes, but while they exist, it’s open season on exploiting them.

The problem with the report not naming anyone is that now all tennis players come under suspicion, with no real way to clear their names.

The reason why “Black Lives Matter” is a meaningful mantra is the fact that so many people clearly believe the opposite. No one is saying “Black Lives Matter More Than ...,” they’re saying “Black Lives Matter The Same As Every One Else.”

We keep hoping that she’ll wise up and leave him, but for some reason that’s not happened so far. Somehow he has her convinced that she’s the one who is dependent on him.

What he needs to do is hire Vince Gilligan or Darin Morgan to write a movie script. They know the universe and the characters as well as he does, but they’re both better at writing a self-contained story.

If the 2nd movie had been trimmed a bit and was simply an episode of the original series, it would’ve been fine. But as the first piece of new X-Files in years, it was a terrible misstep. I enjoyed it and will rewatch it just before the miniseries, but I don’t blame anyone who hates it.

What is Papyrus if not the fancy version of Comic Sans?

Or the DC television team.

Ever see Mr. Brooks? Not a terribly good movie, but slightly enjoyable for anyone who hates Dane Cook.

They were disguised as craft services.

Thank you for taking the time to type that out, you just saved me from an ending that would’ve made me furious.

Worst actor and character on the show. Only ever redeemed by Charles’ enthusiasm for everything he does.

The author has just been watching Seinfeld and Friends reruns all these years and happened to stumble across a Brooklyn 9-9 episode by mistake.

Almost makes you want to see a sitcom set in the NH legislature, with Jasper as the exasperated sucker stuck trying to wrangle 400 morons.

At least Stephen Root can clean up and look halfway decent when the occasion calls for it. He had to work to look almost as repulsive as this guy.

I have a somewhat similar relative who would probably die of starvation or exposure if his wife left him. He makes her turn over her income from her part-time job, and then gives her just enough of an allowance to buy groceries.