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Isn’t that a picture of Jeb Bush’s kid, George P. Bush?

I don’t even like any of the teams he pitched for (I actively dislike three of the four) and I still think he should’ve been unanimous.

Aww, it’s a shame they’re not going in at the same time. That would be a fun induction ceremony.

I want it to be because those three were accidentally looking at his father’s stats when they filled out their ballots.

My worry is that Jeter will be the one to go in unanimously. I really wanted Griffey to get it so there’d be no chance for Jeets to claim the honor.

Thank you, I appreciate your support.

The NFL had better hope that DePodesta has no signs of the dreaded LOLMets virus remaining in his system. Though the team seemed to finally be clear of it, they did pass it on to the Nationals before coming out of it, where it mutated into the even deadlier LOLNats virus.

Yeah, but if Alderson retires and he winds up as GM, he’d have to answer to the Wilpons, who are garbage people.

CFL guys do great in the NFL, look at Marc Trestman’s run as the Bears’ head coach.

John McDonough went from the Cubs front office to running the Blackhawks, and that worked out fairly well.

It’s entirely possible that they DID hire Jonah Hill and they only think they hired DePodesta.

I think he’s transcended being a jerk and has achieved full-on Dick Cheney status.

He didn’t strike out once, didn’t get caught stealing, committed zero errors, no double plays grounded into. Amazing season.

One is the biggest jerk of his era, and the other is only the second biggest-jerk?

Subject, verb, object, attribution ... it’s a perfectly cromulent headline.

He’s also full a shit a lot of the time. As someone who’s been following his public pronouncements for more than 30 years, I can tell you that he frequently changes his story about:

You are correct across the board on every point.

College hockey is fun, though it’s been a good long while since I’ve seen a game in person. Thanks for the reminder.

Probably can’t do that for safety reasons. BUT, you could issue a token for every extra inning played. Collect enough tokens, and you get a free beer at a future game. If it’s a 19-inning game and you leave after the 13th, you only get 4 tokens, as you’re walking out.

Here’s a novel way to break ties — if the game ends with the score knotted, then both teams get a DOUBLE LOSS. It would incentivize both teams to take wild risks if the game is tied, because it’s better to blow the game and lose than to be tied and get two losses in the standings.