“Donald, what’s your favorite Bible verse?”

Pataki is not well-liked in N.Y. because he wasn’t conservative enough for the right-wing, but was too conservative for everyone else. Considering the quality of the governors since his time in office, though, I think his reputation may deserve some small revision. Maybe grade him as a D+ instead of a D-.

Dang, I read through all the grays hoping to find one crazy person supporting the left picture. I just have a need now to understand what would make a person like that tick.

Can you see the inside of your eyeballs?

Except Indianapolis.

I get emails from people looking for publicity/PR for whomever they represent, with the standard disclaimer at the bottom: “This email is intended only for its recipients and may not be disseminated in any form ...”

Scully was supposed to be smiling while investigating eviscerations and heads exploding and child abductions? Obviously I’m biased, but I think that’s a bad reason to dislike the show. Score one point for you over your mom.

I would, but it mercifully stopped about a year ago and I didn’t save any of it.

Reminds me of the videos I shot with my Motorola Razr back in 2005 or whenever that was.

For several years, up until about a year ago, I used to routinely get spam emails from some kook in Japan desperately seeking someone to publish his rantings about the comfort woman “hoax.” These rants would go on for pages and pages about how there was no real evidence for the whole deal.

Came to the comments looking for a Kirby Delauter mention, was not disappointed.

This is what happens when part of their reflex reality-denial fails because a large percentage of their base is currently living that reality.

Refried marzipan and squirrel droppings soufflé Donald Trump.

Fortunately, they always have the Blitzer-Bot 9000 on standby in case of total anchor failure. Except for that one time when the hair was out being dry-cleaned.

Normally I favor equality between spouses, but in this case I hope you’re in charge of that house.

For sure, if I was one of those shareholders I would be pretty pissed. Also might explain why they’ve had a hard time finding new minority owners.

Did we just become best friends!?!?!

“Decent players” is the best-case for Cabrera and de Aza. There’s just as good a chance that we’re looking at Cuddyer, Part II and Cuddyer, Part III. Or if you like, Jason Bay, Parts III and IV.

Somehow, with Selig’s approval, the Wilpons were able to roll the debt into their holding company, through which they owns the Mets. So technically it is the company’s debt now, not theirs. One disgusting byproduct of this is that the debt now will stay with the team even if the Wilpons sell.

Yeah, I’m no Cuddyer fan, but he just gifted that money to the Wilpons by retiring. The only benefit to the team is his absence from the lineup.