Fuck you! I am so sick and fucking tired of assholes like you. Why don’t you come out your cowardly ass face and say what you mean. You’re a racist asshole who doesn’t see Black people as people and as such don’t care of the police act the fucking fool and brutalize them for no fucking reason. They wanted fucking…

cue all the people calling Madonna an old hag, saying she’s trying too hard to be “with it” and all that bull shit that is in the comments section of EVERY article about Madonna.

“Props to Scott for capitalizing on the popularity of the Moncler and Helly Hansen puffers”.

IS ANYONE HERE OR DOES ANYONE KNOW A JEWISH GIRL WHO READS JEZEBEL?! (and can someone please approve my comment ASAP 'cause if the girl in question exists I hope she reads this)

I was known for being cranky, too. I started to respond to people's "how's it going" with "best day ever!" Taken sarcastically or not, I have had a much more positive outlook over the last few years than I used to. All that "practiced gratefulness" bullshit had a kernel of truth in it.

And now we have an inkling of what kind of parents raised her and why she thinks this behavior is OK and she thinks she deserves it. :(

I agree. I'd say I changed more between 30 and 40 then the previous 20 years combined. IF YOU'RE OPEN TO THEM, life experiences can have a huge hand in shaping your behavior. Having kids is huge, so is having people you love get sick and die. But you have to be open! I have seen siblings/friends go through pretty…

it's refreshing to read your post. I'm mid-30s, and I've already found that I've had to abandon a few fears because I just can't be bothered anymore, hopefully they keep dropping as they did for you!

My 40-something year old aunt got sick of all the crazy around her, and she changed. She started to let things go, let her kids be themselves and not get crazy when they weren't the way she thought they should be. She quit smoking, then took up having a drink or two on the weekend (she didn't drink at all before).…

If chickens can play the piano and horses can do arithmetic, I don't see why this should be impossible...

I have two favorite squirrel related stories:

Raccoon playing water harp approves

Thanks :)

I don't know, I thought the science was pretty cool on this. Makes me think maybe I should take up bone gnawing! I wonder if I would know when I'd had enough. Wait, are squirrels smarter than me??!

I was totally gonna say I HOPE they have chocolate chips! Just put a large batch of cookies in the oven. Happy Saturday night :)

That is true. Sweet, delicious chocolate-chocolate chip muffins.

At least for every magical flute playing woodland creature that doesn't really exist, there is a magical basket of muffins.

Me too. But since I'm newly pregnant and pretty emotional at the moment replace "embarrassed" with "crushingly disappointed".

Stranger things have happened. Thanks for the laugh-out-loud moment.

Me too. All aboard the gullible train!