It's funny but I've seen this topic discussed a lot around the internet (the 'omg a mcFattie Fat showed up on my date. Oh noez!' issue) and the topic makes me laugh every time. Sometimes the person complaining posts the girls' profile and, haha, it's always clear to me these people are delusional. Maybe it's cause I'm…

I always love when Jezebel has an article about asian men. It's like walking in a room and there's a whole bunch of hot people waiting on the couch just for you.

The best moment on Go On. His character is so awesome.

Damn you. You should have slept with him then share with us your notes.

Meh. What do you expect from the average Princeton student or alum? It's not like they're very nice people and I've met a lot of these douches over the years.

Whoohoo my eyes don't lie! Yes! I've always wanted to get some but mainly because of all the youtube videos of people blowing them up in the microwave.

Aw, that's so sad.

I've never had a peep before. What do they taste like? They look like they'd taste like a weird sugary marshmallow.

HAHAHAHA! Oh man, I just straight up laughed for five minutes. Put pressure on it... BWAHAHA!

Hmm. Oh well too bad. Now I'm wondering what other actors out there are suffering with 'penis visible through pants' syndrome or .. uh.. just plain cock shots. All free and blowing in the wind beautiful. But then which of those actors like the pervy attention? Hmm... maybe Alexander Skarsgard? He seems to really like…

Hmm. Oh well too bad. The pervin' will stop.

That happened to me after high school when one of my friends told me that apparently a whole bunch of guys used to come up to him and ask him for my number and I was all like, "Well gee thanks for telling me now! I could have been getting laid this whole time!"

I'll drink to that sentiment.

Hello stu423 I am your long lost sister. Can I come?

Hey Jezebel, I know I'm a loner but you don't have to be so mean about it.

I demand video for.. uh... science?

Because the planets aligned and they're all sentient and wanted you (and only you) to have a mini polar bear.

Yeah especially the closet scene. I have a very hard time imagining Carey Mulligan saying the famous line as earnest as Mia Farrow. It's my favorite scene in the book (except for the whole last act where everything turns to shit) so it must be done tip-top perfect.

You win the day. It's official. You can go home and back to sleep.

Yep I remember I went to see it 5 times, each time for a person of my family who hadn't seen it yet so, of course, me and my cousins all had to go with said family member each time.... Haha, though I clearly remember after the fifth time walking out of the theater and saying "I don't need to see this movie anymore.…