It’s okay if you don’t come visit us, we don’t really want to be here either.

“He’s worked for a king. He’s become the wealthiest pirate. He’s taken his eye off the ball, he’s gotten lazy. I love in this film, I said to the directors, at the beginning, ‘I’d love to have a string quartet in my cabin. I don’t know how to spend my money, but, so much money, what do I spend it on?’ And I said,…

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

The electrostatic air purifiers do help quite a bit, my Honeywell Airgenius 5 catches and traps a huge amount of dust/allergens in it’s charged honeycomb.

Which one should I read again? Or should I go break into the bagged and boarded ones?

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.

It is a book for conservatives to buy for their liberal daughters as an underhanded fuck you.

Yo, what is up with this? Every basic white girl I went to high school with is now peddling some sort of eyelash serum or hair thickening product or stella and dot bullshit. (Coupled with the aforementioned “empowered girlboss” links)

TED Talks and podcasts are another way of how I diversify my own information bias

She advises women to be authentic in the workplace while refraining from oversharing, to negotiate salaries, and to use periods of unemployment to reflect on their goals. (She also recommends that you hire three recruiters to secure a new position.)

Who is this woman’s audience? It certainly can’t be women who voted for her dipshit father, nor can it be women who didn’t. She’s a 15 year old mentally, who would take (woefully bad) advice from a bratty spoiled teenager?

I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

throw yourself right back out of the arena because your transphobia is not wanted here, bigot. especially in the comments on an article about a woman’s murder. how fucking insensitive can you be? fuck off now.

Aaand DeVos is confirmed.

Handcuffing 5-year-old children. Handcuffing 70-year-old ladies.

He will get confirmed anyway. They probably all will. Fuck these people. Fuck this country.

They are using him. The MINUTE Cheeto McStupidHair won’t sign off on one their horrible Randian laws, they will impeach him.

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

The only response I can think is to my fellow white ladies: