My son told his Kindergarten teacher, who spent the summer on a missionary trip in Africa, that I was a witch. I was joking with him and said I was. She gave me a lot of side eye after that, but eventually let me volunteer in the class. I still feel that I wasn’t allowed to partake in the Halloween/Autumn festivals…

That was my thought too. Do I need to be cautious of where I go now? I live in FL, will people try to burn me at the stake because I have witch related tattoos?

“satanic panic”

“It’s witchcraft, I’ll say that right now,” is Morgan’s exact quote, which you can see in this videoof his remarks.

Is it really time for another go-round of Satanic Panic? What’s Mike Warnke doing these days?

This sounds decidedly un-Wiccan. If someone was running around crucifying people, no one would describe the killings as “Catholic” in nature.

Dudebro got hit on the head and woke up thinking it was the 1970s, and wants to start another “scare” where parents are oh-so-concerned because their kids play Dungeons and Dragons and got a pentacle necklace for $5 at Hot Topic.

“we’ve been able to obtain a photo of the suspects fleeing the crime scene.”

Hmm, remember the last time a police department/sheriff believed that “witchcraft” was the reason for a triple murder? Didn’t turn out so well...

Per Morgan: “Here is a screencap of video surveillance of the witches before the murder, planning this fiendish crime.”

I need Damien Echols to weigh in here. Dude is an expert on “satanic panic” which is what this sounds like to me.

They actually have maternity leave? That alone puts them far above my company!

We’re all just dates, aren’t we? We only study and work to find our future husbands, right?

You’re a feminist if you say you’re a feminist. Wear and lift whatever the hell you want.

2015 IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST YEAR EVER!

I have a suit that I didn’t know had another pocket for years.

Is it strange that I think Destiny will actually lose some its (small amount of) charm with this?

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

"rendering breastfeeding impossible"