Jesus, I am beyond paranoid. they’d lock me up and take my kids away.

LOL. Ok, that made me snort giggle, and I really needed that this morning. Thank you :D

Poor and/or minority sluts*

My husband uses one for landscaping. Brush gets thick in the south.

With most Government things here in FL its just a matter of “how much?” to make things go away. The state and county governments are corrupt as fuck.

It is so fucking infuriating. Improved funding for birth control makes TOTAL sense for this.

“No woman can be hit like this and stay with that person if that person isn’t prepared to say sorry,”

Why the FUCK was this guy allowed out - even with an ankle monitor (which was apparently useless)

Too long

Right. “side walk counseling” apparently consists of screaming near obscenities at complete strangers and then throwing temper tantrums when they refuse to acknowledge you. The anti-abortion nuts down here are down right scary and delusional. If you are that “pro-life” how about instead of standing in the street…

My son was born in January right before this got scary. One of my co-workers wives is pregnant with their first and they have been trying for YEARS.

It is such a seriously underrated movie!

Old cat movies are the best!

You know what is funny about that to me? A million years ago when I was single and actually went to bars I would make a point of returning the favor if some guy ever bought me a drink and most of the time they would be, for lack of a better expression, freaked out by it. Like hey, you aren’t supposed to to that... It…

They should have taken the poll further and asked whether or not they thought women now had an advantage over men because of “reverse sexism” or whatever the hell they call it. I bet the numbers would have been quite illuminating.

Rick Scott’s face instantly makes me angry. He is a selfish twat who runs around this state taking credit for good things (which he usually has NOTHING to do with) and hiding from all the negative things. He is seriously the worst

The peoples elbow, naturally

With any luck they’ll dig a hole so deep for themselves with Trump they’ll lose control elsewhere too.

I am 100% on the side of the wand-maker.

I live in FL. I had never seen a cockroach before I moved here and I had no idea they could fly.