Heroin is just one of those things on my “not even once” list.

My dad’s dad used to take all their clothes drawers and and empty them on the front lawn (My dad has 9 brothers & sisters.) If they didn’t have everything all cleaned up by the time he got home... apparently it was bad news. He was so sweet and cuddly by the time I met him, the picture of a perfect grandfather. But I…

Your cats are positively precious!

Plain Jane aloe Vera works best for me. Make sure you get the stuff without alcohol or it won't stop you from peeling

I like that one much better than the one she is wearing for the movie! The colors are right. If I wasn’t going to be 7 months pregnant come Halloween I know what costume I would be getting.

With how many times the male franchises have had shitty movies made you would *hope* that if this one does suck that it isn’t used as an excuse to not make movies with female leads.

I am sooo excited that they are finally doing a Wonder Woman movie and I really hope it doesn’t suck.

:| Meh. If I talk one way I am asking for approval or apologizing, if I talk the other way I am being bitchy or bossy. Maybe we just need to stop being so damn judgey all the time.

There was a perfume that I bought EONS ago called something along the lines of Kit Katt. It was in a cutesy pink bottle with a black outline kitten on it. I miss the hell out of that perfume, every perfume I try does not seem to live up to that one.

So we’ve got someone trying to legalize outright murder and a crazy person trying to burn a witch... Are we sure we haven’t somehow slipped into a time warp of some kind?

After watching this movie I became convinced that everyone with acrylic nails was a witch. I even ran away from a department store clerk once because she had REALLY long nails. Embarrassed the hell out of my mother.

All these assholes are going to have nice asshole warning flags all over the place. At least it makes them easier to avoid.

Have you seen Atchoum? He is adorable. And there was Colonel Meow

I hate HATE hate skinny jeans. I have no desire to be that uncomfortable and look that awful. They work for some people... not me. Bring on my comfy ass wide legged relaxed fit jeans.

I hope not. And from a legal standpoint they should not be able to cherry pick which religious beliefs are sincerely held and which are not. They *should* not favor one religion over the other.

I really just hate her face.

I wont give up either. But I know the mountain of stupid we’re up against.

The gun nuts here will never give up their deadly playthings. It doesn’t matter how many terrible mass shootings and gun deaths there are. They don’t care.

My cats routinely lay on my yoga mat when I am in standing poses and refuse to move. They rub against my legs as hard as possible when I am trying to balance and they rub against my face whenever they can. Shedding cats + sticky sweat on my face = YUCK. And then the claws when they decide to climb you?

Right? I used to really not like her. And now I am like GO GIRL GOD DAMN!