Good old Dramamine will do that to you. They make a non-drowsy one now, in fact you can’t really find the old school knock you out for a week one.

If you think that’s bad, I am also wearing PANTS TODAY. BIG OLE BAGGY PANTS AND A SHORT SLEEVED SHIRT. YOU CAN SEE MY ARMS AND EVERYTHING.

Thank you so fucking much! Seriously!

Dismiss the troll, he’s just trying to start shit with all the pathetic little might he can muster.

Dismiss the troll, he’s here babbling about how women don’t dress normal or some such bullshit

Wow, just wow. It seems like every bat shit crazy religious person is just using religion as an excuse to be a shitty person and have zero accountability. Instead of, I don’t know, taking responsibility for ones own feelings or actions they just want to blame “sluttily dressed” women for their failings.

UNLESS SOMEONE YELLS “I AM AN FBI AGENT” I AINT WATCHING IT!

Honestly I don’t know if it was real or not... But was... was it like supposed to be a scary baby? Because that thing is terrifying...

Yeah, that is a pretty terrifying face, even when it was on the baby.

Yeah, that is just waaaay waaaay too long. I took shrooms once and laid on my poor friends bathroom floor for 3 hours because I thought I was going to die. (yes, I am a wimp when it comes to drugs)

Forget the fluoride, there are chemicals and TOXINS in EVERYTHING. We are all going to get the cancer and die.

I work for a HVAC service company, we drug test everyone from our field personal to our office staff because it is not legal for us to only drug test one department. Apparently we could also be sued for discrimination if we only tested one group of people and not the other. I have worked for other companies in office…

This list is terrible and backwards. Zucchini is by far the best tempura period. And the gross purple sawdust thing is usually eggplant. And the sweet potato one is the. Worst. It's like you've never actually eaten tempura. :P

As someone who lives near Orlando and thus a nexus of theme parks I have to say this happens fairly frequently. And realistically it’s better that the rides get “stuck”, they aren't actually stuck. The have safety override features that automatically shut the ride down if there's some kind of issue with it.

Yeah, I was like ok, great for mainstreaming breast feeding but what in the hell is with the expression on her face? And she had better have one of those super absorbent pads strapped to the other boob or that jacket is going to get destroyed.

Yeah, no. My cats would claw me to death in their haste to escape that contraction. They don’t really like to be carried, they just like to lay on me when it is inconvenient.

I wish I had impenetrable bubbles for mine >.< Ugh.

Screw that, there will be people there. There has got to be a tiny ass island somewhere with my name on it. I’ll hang out with a volley ball and get really good at spear fishing. And I’ll make fancy ass clothes out of leaves and shit.

Ugh, it’s too early to want to give up on humanity right now. Right? What in the hell is WRONG with people.

Bring on the return of the low rise flare! I look so incredibly awkward in skinny jeans. Even boot cuts look weird on me. I have these big thighs and non-existent calves. I don’t have cankles, my leg just kinda goes straight down. Low rise flares make me look less like a squishy rectangle!