*sigh* Gotta love those self-hating Latinos who don't bother to learn Spanish because it's not fashionable or whatever enough. Manny's in for a rude awakening. Just like my pocho cousins who wish they had learned it as kids now that prospective jobs are limited for monolinguals, and that they have children of their…

I'm a Mexican with a Colombian in-law and I can assure you that we understand each other just fine. No crazy pantomimes or charades necessary. His Spanish is perfectly intelligible to me, and vice versa.

Agent Greyhound McDiveBar

Agent Deadmau5 McTrademark Issues

Meh. Close enough ;).

This episode made me cry. Damn you, Sheldon, you sweet son of a gun! Good call back too, to the episode where Amy has her sexual awakening after running into Penny's ex (menu guy, dumb as a post, thought the guys were gonna blow up the moon with lasers that one time). When she and Sheldon were trying to diagnose her…

Ah, Cracked. The last bastion of sanity on the internet (aside from AV Club, 'natch).

"Watch out, we got a bad ass over here!"

Fitz is TOTALLY a top and Mac is a power bottom.

You're right. Four trials in a year is definitely a lot. And since when do public interest law firms handle corporate cases like the one in the episode? Doesn't Mitchell work at the Center for Justice for Aisha Tyler's character? A place like that would handle immigration, family law, or housing issues. Not securities…

"People who are not into ghouls and gore avoid the holiday altogether. They don’t counterprogram."

Good on Amy for sticking up for her principles and getting that article canned. No one is saying that a person can't be attractive *and* intelligent, but praising one gender for possessing both qualities but not the other is insulting. Ronan Farrow (much as I can't stand him) is a good looking guy, but I doubt he's a…

Um, what world do you live in? Because the real world it ain't.

Bob's revelation probably put a damper in the Termites' original plan, so they were probably winging it by dumping Bob back with the rest of the group in an effort to rattle them, then take them out.

Right!?! I can't even crack open a coconut, how are these guys able to drive screwdrivers, bayonets, and knives into human skulls like it's no big?

"…is a bit of a theme in the comics [as I understand it]…"

I cannot wait for the inevitable Bob impersonator at Halloween Horror Nights 2015's The Walking Dead Maze, screaming at disoriented patrons that he's, "tainted meat! TAINTED! MEAT!"

For too loooooong. For too loooooong ooong. (I really like that song)

Parting thought: the Carrey family reunion sketch made me realize that Jimbo's just a poor man's Matt Frewer.

I think Dennis and I watched different episodes of SNL this week. Rom Com expert bombed terribly due to Michael Che's terrible delivery and the obviousness of Vanessa Bayer reading the cue cards.