I agree with this list, except for #2. Weir was a victim, not a villain. He entered the mission without any ill intent towards anyone else, and only wanted to get to the bottom of the Event Horizon disappearance. It was only after the Evil onboard the ship got ahold of him that things went horribly, terribly wrong.

What if it’s your racist uncle that’s the one who identified it correctly?

Old man has old man opinions. Film at 11.

Sherman lives!

Not. A. Fucking. Cat.

While we’re at it, let’s do away with celebrations and displays of emotion. Just go up there, win your game, and thank your corporate sponsors.

No you wouldn’t.

Good.

More like ‘Earth’s sketchiest heroes’.

I don’t understand the headline “alleged German automaker cartel”.

If you’re wondering what Nintendo provides the tournament, it’s this:

Bist du neidisch, Herr Regular?

But hey, as long as there’s cool-looking giant robots punching equally-cool-looking giant monsters, I can live with that

Bar tables are nice in theory, but in my experience, service at them is worse than either at the bar or at a regular table. It’s purgatory, and you’re still subject to being hemmed in by rowdy drunkards at the drop of a hat.

First of all, are you OK?

I read this news and whacked one of my shoes with a wrench, just to be sure.

You are now an Old.

But what if they ain’t got time to bleed?

“I DEMAND A RETRACTION” is what Stilt-man says after he discovers he can’t get back down.

Hey guys, guess what?