I see you talking shit about my beloved mustang. I’m coming for you.

This will just serve to make the next press meltdown all the more delicious.

Here’s my favorite excuse:

He will once he learns it’s been assembled with 22.86 cm long fasteners.

I have now decided that I like this guy.

Americans value their own individual rights and privacy, but would really like it if government would keep a handle on everyone else.

It’s a system, much like the Patriot of American design. The launcher is useless without the missile, and the missile is useless without the launcher. They are a complete whole.

And people call me a liar.

You seem to have given Drew Brees Brock Ossweiler’s stats.

It didn’t just make PCs vulnerable to malware, it actually installed malware in the system32 folder.

You’re ignoring the larger issue, which is:

Way back in ‘68, Ohio, Kent State was nothing

“Sweet Nectar”

Why would you think that? There’s 20,000 to 40,000 years of genetic drift. Sure, they’re close enough to be considered the same species and they’re fully interfertile, but no modern dog is particularly closely related to any modern wolf, except as a result of interbreeding.

A reputation promulgated by fools and charlatains.

It’s not domesticated. It’s tame. There is a world of difference, starting at the genetic level.

WHY IS THERE AN ASS ON THE BACK OF ITS HEAD?!

I don’t really give a rat’s ass about ULM, but you really think they won’t have another win by the end of the season? Really?

Here’s what’s really going on with the new publicly funded stadium in Atlana:

The reason why the Saints emoji isn’t #whodat is because the NFL can’t claim ownership of it. It’s thoroughly in the public domain.