I’m the box labelled “Cyka Strike: Global Blyat”.

Step One:

This is my face when one of these posts goes up.

I can’t give you -1 star, so I’ll just stare at you with disappoval.

[Ripping and Tearing Intensifies]

[Ripping and Tearing Intensifies]

It’s always nice to see the Cards give their fans what they deserve!

(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง Cuban Sandwich Day or RIOT!!! (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง

I am FUCKING FURIOUS that today isn’t Cuban Sandwich day.

I always pronounced it “super nintendo”

Mouse pad is best control pad.

I hear that stuff gets into everything.

Now, I do believe that cars are made to be driven, even (especially) if it’s the Silver Ghost, but if you have a museum quality ‘48 Tucker and you keep it outside, you don’t deserve to have it.

I think the point of the lube is to make him a difficult catch.

“Man, this poop just does not want to come out.”

You are either an apologist or an agent of a corrupt authority.

Vecna lives.

This is the first Olympics to do so. There’s some evidence that headgear might not help prevent concussions at all, and could possibly exacerbate them. There are articles out there if you care enough to google “boxing headgear concussions”. I’m not in the business of giving free links to commercial websites.

Where in the US do you live that 16 dollars an hour is ‘good money’?

at #23, are we talking a French Quarter hand grenade that will get you drunk in 3 sips, or the regular kind that makes your head explode instead of making it feel like your head is exploding?

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