It’s called the Caterpillar s60, and it’s waterproof down to 5 meters for up to an hour, comes with an integral FLIR camera, and is drop proof to a height of 2 meters (ish?) If you look at a photo of it on a piece of paper, you can hear it grunting and scratching its crotch.

I thought Pennywise’s irises were silver?

Time is not linear

What did you expect from the hellish offspring from a three way between a Dalek, a Cylon Centurion, and Ultron-1?

If only there were an alternate route drivers could take to avoid that low underpass.

This is the first mobile phone that I’ve seen that inspires feelings of lust.

If you wear an animal themed halloween mask with that getup, you can make a pop culture reference that’s only a year or so out of date!

Indeed, isn’t it far closer to the temperature of Mars than Jupiter?

Bring back tallow!

Some of this crap is really nice!

My brother is a Cardinals fan. He has a lot of bad opinions.

You could say that the unknown giant impactor ripped and teared Mars’ huge guts apart.

I’m pretty sure it had something to do with demons from Hell.

The rule for highlander movies is that there can be only one.

Here’s an idea for someone to steal: HoJo’s Supercharge and Superfood.

Why would you discourage them? It feels so good.

But will they keep it cheeki breeki?

In a poster celebrating John Carpenter, you’re mistaking Michael Myers for Jason Voorhees??

Quake 1. No, really. I’m playing Quake 1 this weekend. I might even try to find some deathmatch servers.