I am stealing this.

Well, you’re only half wrong.

You’re right that the most iconic superhero wears a cape, has a letter on his chest, and wears his underwear on the outside, but it’s not Superman.

You can call almost any government mandated expenditure a tax these days.

Cheer up, Cardinals fans! That team up North just lost their 20th game, just like your squad did back on May 21st.

You’re probably okay with that can of piss branding itself as “America”, too.

no war but class war! Property is theft!

Engineering data.

You mean the bulk of emissions are coming from farms and fuel burning factories of all types.

Stephen A. Smith should take his own damned advice.

I have a hot take: Don’t support FIFA.

I demand that it not exist, and yet, here we are.

My motorized rollingham’s tires do need regular replacement, yes.

My goodness, I never thought of doing this. I foolishly thought keeping them in their original storage case in a climate controlled environment and only using them in a controlled, seated environment would have been enough.

I get that, but for the money I spent on the headphones, I would have liked the head band to have held together for longer than 3 months. The 8 year ear cup thing I can forgive.

The material they use to cover the ear muffs disintegrates after 8 years or so. Bose headphones also tend to suffer structural failures from normal wear if your head is larger than average.

Taskmaster does not have those morals so he back-stabs and stuff like that.

I’m sorry, but the BED (banana equivalent dose) unit of measure for radiation exposure is here to stay. Get over it.

lol, do white dads even wear shoes? Is that a thing?

No, dumbass. They use a dragon-man for that.