We troll physics now.

They don’t have mine! I just changed it.

He’s watched the newscasts, and heard accounts from people who were there, but no, he doesn’t have personal knowledge of it. He has said that the post-reformat version of himself probably would have made the same choices.

Tony fried his brain during Dark Reign and had it restored with a backup copy that predates the whole Civil War event. He might literally not remember working with Peter Parker.

Electric bills in the South during summer are REAL.

All those words about Raffi songs and not a single mention of bananaphone? Booooooo.

It’s almost certainly some sort of shinto offering.

The Japanese spoken language is trivial.

Thankfully, no.

There have been almost 16 years of Democrat presidencies in the 28 years since Reagan last held office. Some of those years have seen near total Democrat control of government. At this point, you might as well blame Lord Baltimore, George Calvert for your problems.

Q: Is it too soon to say EAMVS CATVLI?

Couldn’t happen to a better bunch of fans.

The great family of man... an errant profusion of flesh!

My grandma and your grandma were sittin’ by the fire

Eh, it’s pretty cool, but it’s not kooler than Jesus.

What’s worse than having a name no one can pronounce is a name everyone THINKS they already know the pronunciation to. That’s when they start correcting you immediately after you tell them your name.

I remember the first time I fired The BFG. It was pretty magical.

Shady ethics from a FIFA member?

Caracal Caracal, the cat so nice they named it twice!

Looks like the kind of burger this guy would sell.