Literally if you were to post nothing but screenshots of system interfaces, I would star every. single. one.

I have the biggest space-boner right now.

Do you enjoy hurting other muppets?

Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland didn’t exactly do itself any favors.

I don’t even call Subway fit for human consumption, much less a sandwich.

And even when they finally leave, they always say “Owl be back”.

Any woman smart enough to turn me on is smart enough to know better than to get involved with me.

That cross section looks reminiscent of a stir weld.

Okay. Who. WHO will get sick and die from eating meat.

Holy hell, developers should not have editorial control over reviews of their games.

What if I prefer one of the various species of drum that inhabit the Gulf of Mexico? Am I getting that?

Time is the most finite resource of all.

Only a minigun is a power tool.

Well, I don’t know about that, but I can certainly agree that both are/were really, really bad.

They actually knew about undersea mountains and trenches, because there existed marine survey expeditions that took sounding measurements the hard way: a piece of rope or chain with a weight on the bottom. The people who came before us may not have had the luxury of our modern technology, but they were no less…

This isn’t a travesty, it’s a goddamned work of art!

Oh man, the classic.

Criticizing a tax in a hard left political region? Oh ho ho ho ho!

Holy crap, they actually drew him like he could possibly be Roma.

They aren’t much fun to drive at 45mph (with the pedal depressed all the way to the floor, mind you!) on the Deutsche Autobahn, either. Then again, I had a deuce and a half in the m109 van configuration, and those things were criminally underpowered.