When you change a character’s race from something to European, it’s called whitewashing. Would this be called Y-washing?

The only way I would have been okay with this game is if the opening act has you play the leader of an elite assault team that has to activate a portal that a horde of demons are guarding, only for your team to get picked off one by one until you finally get to the objective and die just as you activate the portal.

the harshest penalty in league history

If something is somehow worse than death, how is it not cruel and unusual?

Wait, doesn’t the CBA only apply to interactions between players and teams/the league? If so, then it should have nothing to do with how much the league fined one of its constituent teams, right?

You gotta have blue hair!

You mean MOBAAAs, right?

Also the source of the verb “foxxed”.

For those of you who aren’t sure what execution by anti-aircraft gun would be like, watch the scene in Saving Private Ryan where the GIs storm the German panzer. Although, to be honest, that scene might have been toned down a bit.

Who dat!

It takes a big man to admit flatly that they were wrong (lol gaben joke lol). It’s nearly unheard of for a corporation to say “Damn, we really, really fucked up. Sorry.”

I take it Brian Warner was unavailable for the role.

Too old.

I dunno, that framerate looks suspiciously high.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

A Fiat is supposed to transport you to a place that has nice roads, huh? I guess it doesn’t take you to Italy, then.

Honestly, if you’d have spelled it P-row, I probably wouldn’t have said a thing.

I’m pretty sure that’s ‘pirogue’. Pirot is, according to the googles, a dump in Serbia. I say this not because I dislike the town of Pirot, but because Serbia is a dump and I assume that all places within Serbia are dumps.

Oh hey, I drive past this every day of the week.

Quit getting mad at video games.