I’d rather wait in line to piss while watching a losing team at Wrigley than have every modern convenience and watch a winner at US Cellular.

Is this protecting the story, or just another form of aggressively restrictive DRM?

I approve strongly of choosing to consume Manhattans made of either Rye or Bourbon, but I just as strongly feel that rye and bourbon were meant to be drunk from a tumbler or old-fashioned glass, and not stemware. Save those for wine drinkers or people who consume 'martinis' made from vodka.

I'm pretty sure calling a Dutch person an American is a capital crime in the Netherlands, and they don't practice the death penalty any more.

How do you not recognize the BFG 9000?!

This is all you need to know about brutal doom:

Well, to be fair, it's a really disappointing screenshot. It doesn't even have any HUGE GUTS.

I don't think those are spiders. Those bodies look like one segment, and spiders have two segments to their bodies. Also, it was hard to see, but I think they might only have six legs.

The idea that nothing but survival games has come out recently has me DAZED, REELING, ABOUT TO BREAK!

Priorities, man. Gotta go fast, and Sonic games have been garbage for an age, now.

It's a 2005 Mustang with a 2011 body, and the 2008 Bullitt tuning.

Eh, Mitsubishi is a zaibatsu. They make everything, not just automobiles.

So you're saying it'll have a malaise-era engine?

Character doesn't score touchdowns.

On the other hand, FTL and Darkest Dungeon. It seems that every human endeavor is doomed to have many dismal failures for every gleaming diamond.

More people should have the courage to say exactly what they're thinking.

I thought gawker didn't "do" embargoes.

Pushing out competition is the very last thing that the people who wrote the constitution wanted.

The USPS is constitutionally guaranteed, for one thing, and for the other, parcel and notice delivery is kind of necessary for a civilized nation. Do you want to leave such an essential service up to FedEx and UPS?

There's only one Autobot who has the cachet to go against Devastator, and that one isn't a gestalt. I'm talking about Omega Supreme, of course.