It takes a big man to admit flatly that they were wrong (lol gaben joke lol). It’s nearly unheard of for a corporation to say “Damn, we really, really fucked up. Sorry.”

I take it Brian Warner was unavailable for the role.

Too old.

I think your article is poorly titled. There are plenty of robots, both heroic and villainous, who have a male identity. A few, like the Terminator, the Vision, Machine Man, and Data, have a sexual aspect to them. However, most male robots have only one function, which is Vibrate. A better title for your article might…

I dunno, that framerate looks suspiciously high.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

A Fiat is supposed to transport you to a place that has nice roads, huh? I guess it doesn’t take you to Italy, then.

Honestly, if you’d have spelled it P-row, I probably wouldn’t have said a thing.

I’m pretty sure that’s ‘pirogue’. Pirot is, according to the googles, a dump in Serbia. I say this not because I dislike the town of Pirot, but because Serbia is a dump and I assume that all places within Serbia are dumps.

Oh hey, I drive past this every day of the week.

Quit getting mad at video games.

I’d rather wait in line to piss while watching a losing team at Wrigley than have every modern convenience and watch a winner at US Cellular.

Where's city 17? It belongs in the Ukraine, fyi.

Is this protecting the story, or just another form of aggressively restrictive DRM?

The Ballad of Shame and Wasted Lives.

I approve strongly of choosing to consume Manhattans made of either Rye or Bourbon, but I just as strongly feel that rye and bourbon were meant to be drunk from a tumbler or old-fashioned glass, and not stemware. Save those for wine drinkers or people who consume 'martinis' made from vodka.

I'm pretty sure calling a Dutch person an American is a capital crime in the Netherlands, and they don't practice the death penalty any more.

Use not listed: Chop a giant robot into pieces.

The thing I take from all of this is that for the most part is that exploring the multiverse would end up being the most banal experience imaginable. If each subatomic decay event spins off its own reality, that means that in all likelihood, I could spend my entire life jumping from one random reality to another and…

How do you not recognize the BFG 9000?!